your grandma and I have that in common. 

So You Agree? You think you’re really pretty?

Mean Girls/ Harry Potter

that’s the ugliest effin sweater I’ve ever seen.

you think that everybody is in love with you when actually everybody hates you!

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.

One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.